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Makes Me Wanna Holla…

Posted in Early Death, Football, Fox Sports Radio, NFL, Sports, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on August 21, 2008 by Rick

Fox Sports Radio wants me to remember that when former Oakland Raider Guard and NFL Players’ Association head, Gene Upshaw died, FOX SPORTS RADIO broke the story FIRST!!!

because that’s what’s most important right?….it was crucial that I find that out at 5:30am instead of 6:30am…right?

God’s peace to the Upshaw family.


Put A Bell On Your Prius!

Posted in random with tags , , , , on August 17, 2008 by Rick

I was nearly hit by a car today. I was minding my business walking through a fairly crowded parking lot when I caught a glimpse of something green in my periphery. It was a Toyota Prius, silent as a ninja and centimeters away from my leg. It would have struck me but I put my hand on the hood and stopped it.